Why should you never take chocolate onto a Bolivian bus? What do you do when you’ve found out your tent has shrunk when you’re in the Patagonian wilderness? Are there dog hire kiosks in South America? How lonely can a planet be when you're sitting in a 10 seater mini-van with 25 other people? Where is the world’s most dangerous toilet? Should you give up successful careers to go looking for the answers to these questions?? We did. 12 treks, four dogs and 50 000km of bus travel later we found them. Actually, we found much more... Includes travel in Central America.